A GIG OF FUCKING SLAYER!

I've done it, i have amassed an entire gigabyte of Slayer, All of the studio, live and tribute albums. And since i have nothing better to do with my life i am going to catalogue all of these albums.

Studio Albums (in chronological order).

1. Show No Mercy (1983)
2. Haunting The Chapel (1984)
3. Hell Awaits (1985)
4. Reign in Blood (1986)
5. South Of Heaven (1988)
6. Seasons In The Abyss (1990)
7. Divine Intervention (1994)
8. Undisputed Attitute (1996)
9. Diablous in Musica (1998)
10. God Hates Us All (2001)
11. Christ Illusion (2006)

Live Albums (incomplete)

1. Satans Children (1983)
2. Live Undead (1984)
3. War at the Warfield (2003)
4. Still Reigning (2004)

Compilations

1. Decade Of Aggression (1991)
2. Soundtrack To the Apocalypse (2003)

Ok, its not fully complete but a fucking gig of slayer, come on now. You have to give me props for that.

Sitting here, not at my house.

Ughh, what a fucking terrible weekend. I worked way too much and it sucked. On saturday i spent an entire 8 hour shift working on the egg station (wich is a 500 degree griddle) working my fucking ass off and i only got one 5 minute break all fucking day. It was just simply awful. Sunday wasn't nearly as bad though i just worked prep all day but it still sucked. I did play D&D last night though, it was fucking sweet. Im a level 5 chaotic-good sorcerer and i wreck shit. My magic missle does 5 d4 damage + 5 and its ridiculous. I do way more damage than anyone else in my party. Anyways, im still feeling pretty shitty (about everything) and it sucks...alot. The worst part is i cant really figure out what my fucking problem is and its driving me crazy. Maybe im just naturally depressed all the freaking time and thats just the way i am. Haha. I tried to not complain too much on this blog but i cant really help it, i have alot of shit to complain about. Im at junes house right now with June Kira and Cory, we attempted to get drunk last night but i failed. Alex and Vanessa were hanging out with us last night too, SO WEIRD! I never thought i would see June and Vanessa talking and getting along so well, it was just very strange. I feel like im constantly in a fucking tornado of my friends drama and none of it is really my problem. I dont have any drama in my life right now and thats sweet. Well thats about enough complaining for today. Peace out Fuckers.

Fucking Cockass!

Another shit day, not suprising though. I am so fucking pissed off at my kitchen manager, he's such a fucking idiot. All day long he's breaking pancakes and eggs, i feel like i have to tell the guy what to do about every 30 seconds and he's my fucking manager! The dude just has no idea how to run a kitchen and it's really pissing me off. Im supossed to hang out with Nathan tonight, i doubt thats going to happen though. He always says he's going to chill with me and it never happens and if it does i only ever see the kid for like 30 minutes. It's just strange that we used to hang out almost every day a matter of months ago and now i never see him. Maybe im just freaking out, i know he's really busy all the time but i think the reason why we dont really chill anymore is because of... well im not going to name names but you should know who im talking about. Argh, i wish it was tomorrow so i could watch the new episode of South Park. I saw a commercial for it and it seems like its going to be ridiculous. These guys are going to talk about the 9/11 conspiracy. Only south park would have the balls to do such a thing. And you know who else has the balls to do such a thing? Me. I've been working on what i guess you could call an "essay" on the events that took place on 9/11, its not done yet but as soon as it is i will post it on this blog so be prepared for the truth.

My two selves.

I dont know if anyone is really aware of this but the person that i am today is a combination of two other people and those people are Andrew and Skippy. They dont really have anything in common (as far as behavior goes) but they have mixed to create who i am at this very moment. Andrew is who i was before i came to boulder. He's quiet, shy, passive and has a complete lack of self-confidence... So pretty much he's just a little whiney pussy. Now Skippy is a different story, i guess that personality devolped because i had been pushed around and thrown away my whole life and i didnt want that anymore. So skippy is straight-foward, aggressive, obnoxious, loud and just a general asshole. Allthough still lacking in self-confidence. And i guess these two "identities" have crossed paths and became who i am at this moment. Even though they still have their individual voices and opinions about life. I know this all must sound really fucked up, but its totally how i feel. Now i guess the trick in being two different people at the same time is balancing the feelings and emotions i get from both of them all the time. It's not easy, in fact its very fucking hard. If anyone ever wonders why im so fucking strange and unstable all the time, thats why. I figure some day both of them will just shut the fuck up and quit sending me mixed messages all the time. Im a really fucked up kid (if you didnt allready know that) and there isn't a whole lot i can do about it. Thats about enough of this post, i feel like my brain is about to explode so im gonna go smoke. Or maybe i should say we're gonna go smoke.

Self Esteem and Lost Friends

Recently it has been brought to my attention that im not quite a ugly as previously thought. Wich is strange because my whole life I've been told that im Ugly, Fugly even Pug-Fugley. And now all the sudden im not (according to trusted sources). I thought maybe they were just being nice but I was looking in my mirror the other day and I actually believe it. Which is crazy because I've never thought that my entire life. Its like I just injected 1000 mg of self esteem directly to my bloodstream. But what am I supposed to do with this new found "attractiveness"? I don't know how to meet girls, whenever I try to spark a conversation with some strange girl it usually pans out like this "Uhhh....So yeah....uhh" know what I mean? I'll need some kind of formal training or something like that. I guess I'll just continue existing and we'll see what happens.

Sorry, but I have more shit to complain about. The "friends list" is growing shorter by the day. It seems like the only people I really see or hang out with anymore are June, Cory, Kira and Alex. And im not really complaining about it (because those are really awesome people) im just slightly disappointed in a couple "friends". Namely Nathan and Nicole. First off, I knew it was bullshit when Nicole said she wanted to be "best friends" with me. I know that girl way too well for her to get away with that kind of shit. She never calls me, and when I ask her if she wants to hang out she kind of gives some half-asked excuse and you know what? I could really give a shit. Obviously she doesn't want to be friends with me and if that's her decision that's totally fine with me. Nathan on the other hand, he's just crazy. I never have any idea what that kid is up to 3/4 of the time he doesn't pick up my calls and whatever I know he's busy and shit all the time but I would at least like to hang out with him for more than an hour. Well, that's about enough bullshitting for me. I'll probably get in trouble for what I just wrote but I don't give a fuck.

MC Chris, you are the shit.

Never has there been a man who so perfectly captures, in music, all the things I love. From Boba Fett to unrequited love. From wiid to robotussin. From Superheros to Hip-Hop. You name it. He writes a rhyme about it, I love it. He has brought an entire generation of geeks/nerds/gamers together. I must admit that I've always had a backlash to the mainstream. Once things become popular or someone blows up, I can't help but to begin to dislike it. MC is the exception. He made number nine on the Hip-Hop charts and I'm fucking excited. He's making all the things we love, cool. Let the corporations dig in. Let CEO's all over the country tackle the project of making things that I'll like. Pour billions into making more comic book movies! Fucking-a, I love it.

Far more important than that he makes damn good music. Cookie Breath could be one of the best songs ever written. Shit that everyone can relate to . I have been to so many shows in my life and I've never seen so many people having a better time than at an MC show. That's fucking magic.

Thank you MC.

I generally dont this, but right now it just seems right.

I know its real lame posting song lyrics but this is the definition of life imitating art so i have to throw it up.

"Why cant she make up her fucking mind
i'm just here wasting so much time
i know its not my fault its not my problem anymore

Some day mabye she'll come back to me and i'll say
why dont you go fuck yourself
everybody's talking, they know that i'm lieing
she gave me everything, all i want is more

Yeah i wrote this song for her
but it wont make up for anything
i know its too late, so why do i worry
its not my problem anymore."

Reel Big Fish, "All i want is more"

Anyone who knows me knows what this is about, and its exactly what i feel.

To you, My friend.

How do i start this? I guess the best way to put it is. There has only ever been one person in my life who i felt i could trust with all of my feelings and secrects and that person is my very good friend June. Me and that girl have been through alot and when i say alot i mean ALOT. She is the most awesome and caring individual i have ever known and will probobly ever know. I have seen that girl pour every bit of her time and energy into her friends well being and that amazes me. It makes me feel like a bad person in a way beacause i could never put that much time and effort into making other people happy. But thats why June is the shit and will always be the shit. I could never explain to anybody the level of love and respect i have for her. It's like asking me why Boba Fett is the coolest character in Star Wars, there are too many awesome things to even begin listing. I look back sometimes and think what i would have done without her, she has seen me through so much shit, its fucking ridiculous. I've seen her through a fair amount of shit too, a big pile of shit in fact. But we've always stuck by eachother and neither of us ever show signs of giving up. If there is one friendship i could have for the rest of my life its with her.

I really hope you're reading this because this goes right to you. You saved my life dude, if it wasn't for you i would most definitely be dead right now and that wouldn't be good for anyone. I know you're going through some tough shit right now but if there's ever anyone who will always be there for you, its me. Thats a fucking promise dude. Well, i dont really have much more to say but this, I love you.

(P.S "I want a girl with a T-shirt and some... socks")

J4ck B4u3r 1s t3h m4d p1mpz0rz!!!

Sorry about the random crappy MS paint thing, i got really bored. Anyways i dont really have any sort of "topic" for this post cause its really late and my brain isn't functioning at its full capacity. So anyways im sitting here, watching adult swim and i think to myself...wow, Squidbillies sucks and 12 oz. Mouse is a pile of crap and Tom Goes to the Mayor just plain doesn't make sense...like at all. What happened to you adult swim? Im not saying there isnt quality programming on adult swim, its just sometimes they put shit on there that really isn't good. Allthough adult swim has always had a few shows that sucked like... Mission Hill, It has its moments but i rarley ever find it funny. And who could forget Super Milk Chan? Well... lets just not go into that. What im saying is, it seems like there has been a very heavy infulx of crappy shows on adult swim and im not in favor of it. I would like to write more but im just way too lazy so thats it for tonight. Peace out fuckers.